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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:03

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.